{"id":165,"date":"2026-09-01T10:44:59","date_gmt":"2026-09-01T08:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/2026\/09\/01\/guvesti-izdanje-br20\/"},"modified":"2026-09-01T10:44:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T08:44:59","slug":"guvesti-izdanje-br20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/2026\/09\/01\/guvesti-izdanje-br20\/","title":{"rendered":"guVesti Izdanje Br.20"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udf89<\/strong><strong> JUBILEJ: 20 IZDANJA SLOBODNOG GLASA!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pre nego \u0161to pre\u0111emo na vesti, \u017eelimo da se zahvalimo vama, na\u0161im vernim \u010ditaocima. Po\u010deli smo kao mali letak na oluku, a danas smo glas naroda koji se ne boji da gukne istinu u lice mo\u0107nicima. Hvala vam \u0161to hranite na\u0161u redakciju poverenjem (i ponekom mrvicom). Bez vas, <strong>GuNovosti<\/strong> bi bile samo gomila papira na vetru. <strong>Letimo<\/strong> <strong>dalje<\/strong> <strong>zajedno<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f<\/strong><strong> POLITIKA: <\/strong><strong>Generalni<\/strong> <strong>\u0161trajk<\/strong> <strong>i<\/strong><strong> \u201e<\/strong><strong>Nezadovoljni<\/strong> <strong>golubovi<\/strong><strong>\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ono \u0161to je po\u010delo kao studentski bunt protiv koalicije <strong>FPG\u2013ZGZ<\/strong>, preraslo je u op\u0161tenarodni ustanak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Blokada<\/strong> <strong>sistema<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Prodavnice su zatvorene, ulice su puste, a studenti dr\u017ee \u201e\u017eivi zid\u201c oko Vlade.<\/li><li><strong>Re\u017eimska<\/strong> <strong>uvreda<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Predsednik <strong>Golubko<\/strong><strong> Gugunovi\u0107<\/strong> i premijer <strong>Gugunko<\/strong><strong> Gugi\u0107<\/strong> ismevaju narod nazivaju\u0107i nas \u201enezadovoljnim golubovima koji se oko svega ljute\u201c.<\/li><li><strong>Propaganda:<\/strong> Dr\u017eavna <strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>Guformacija<\/strong><strong> TV&#8221;<\/strong> je oti\u0161la korak dalje i studente nazvala \u201eteroristima\u201c i stranim pla\u0107enicima. Narod im odgovara masovnim blokadama signala.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfad<\/strong><strong> KULTURA: <\/strong><strong>\u010ceri<\/strong> <strong>ismeva<\/strong> <strong>Malinu<\/strong><strong> \u2013 Pad <\/strong><strong>profesionalizma<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kulturni rat dosti\u017ee dno. Bend <strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>\u010ceri<\/strong><strong>&#8220;<\/strong> je u svojoj emisiji na \u201e\u010ceri novostima\u201c objavio sramotan video u kojem \u010dlanice, maskirane u pocepano perje, glume bend <strong>&#8220;Malina&#8221;<\/strong> kako prosi za mrvice. Dok \u010ceri promovi\u0161e bahatost i vernost re\u017eimu, Malina ostaje uz narod, poru\u010duju\u0107i da se dostojanstvo ne mo\u017ee kupiti nikakvim digitalnim nov\u010di\u0107ima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcb0<\/strong><strong> EKONOMIJA: <\/strong><strong>Inflacija<\/strong><strong> bez <\/strong><strong>ko\u010dnica<\/strong><strong> \u2013 1000 <\/strong><strong>glb<\/strong><strong> za <\/strong><strong>jedan<\/strong><strong> dinar!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ekonomski slom je potpun. Guvernerova politika forsiranja digitalnih valuta (Kikiriki i ZZ Coin) uni\u0161tila je vrednost fizi\u010dkog novca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Katastrofalan<\/strong> <strong>kurs<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Danas je zvani\u010dni kurs dostigao <strong>1 dinar = 1000 <\/strong><strong>golubina<\/strong><strong> (<\/strong><strong>glb<\/strong><strong>)<\/strong>.<\/li><li><strong>Digitalni<\/strong> <strong>balon<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Dok narod gladuje jer su prodavnice zatvorene, vlast ve\u0161ta\u010dki pumpa digitalne valute kako bi zadr\u017eala kontrolu nad ono malo trgovine \u0161to je ostalo.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd2c<\/strong><strong> TEHNOLOGIJA: <\/strong><strong>Ometanje<\/strong> <strong>signala<\/strong> <strong>i<\/strong><strong> \u201e<\/strong><strong>Kljun<\/strong><strong>&#8211;<\/strong><strong>Net\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">U jeku protesta, tehnologija postaje glavno oru\u017eje obe strane:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Anti-propaganda:<\/strong> In\u017eenjeri iz naroda razvili su male ure\u0111aje koji se ka\u010de na antene i automatski blokiraju signal <strong>Guformacije<\/strong><strong> TV<\/strong> u krugu od 50 metara.<\/li><li><strong>Mre\u017ea<\/strong> <strong>spasa<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Pokrenut je <strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>Kljun<\/strong><strong>-Net&#8221;<\/strong>, decentralizovana mre\u017ea koja omogu\u0107ava studentima da komuniciraju bez straha da \u0107e ih Gugunovi\u0107 i Gugi\u0107 prislu\u0161kivati preko dr\u017eavnih servera.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcc8<\/strong><strong> TREND: <\/strong><strong>Gugutanje<\/strong><strong> za <\/strong><strong>slobodu<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Novi nivo otpora! Svakog dana u 18:00 po\u010dinje <strong>Gugutanje<\/strong><strong> za <\/strong><strong>slobodu<\/strong>. To nije obi\u010dna buka, ve\u0107 organizovana melodija koja se prenosi sa krova na krov, zaglu\u0161uju\u0107i svaku re\u017eimsku objavu. \u010cak i vrapci iz predgra\u0111a dolaze da se pridru\u017ee ovom horu slobode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcfa<\/strong><strong> TV PROGRAM: <\/strong><strong>GuVesti<\/strong><strong> TV <\/strong><strong>Raspored<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>09:00 \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Jutro<\/strong> <strong>sa<\/strong> <strong>teroristima<\/strong><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong> Satiri\u010dna emisija koja ismeva optu\u017ebe Guformacije TV.<\/li><li><strong>13:00 \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Inflacija<\/strong> <strong>u\u017eivo<\/strong><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong> Kako pre\u017eiveti dan sa \u0161akom bezvrednih nov\u010di\u0107a.<\/li><li><strong>19:00 \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Tehnolo\u0161ki<\/strong><strong> sat&#8221;:<\/strong> Uputstvo kako se povezati na Kljun-Net.<\/li><li><strong>21:00 \u2013 &#8220;Pero <\/strong><strong>i<\/strong> <strong>perje<\/strong><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong> Specijalna jubilarna epizoda posve\u0107ena slobodi govora.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udce6<\/strong><strong> VELIKI OGLASI<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Prijavite<\/em> <em>svoj<\/em> <em>oglas<\/em> <em>na<\/em><em> email: <\/em><strong><em>gunovosti51@gmail.com<\/em><\/strong><em>. Cena: <\/em><strong><em>30 <\/em><\/strong><strong><em>glb<\/em><\/strong><em>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>&#8220;NARODNA PEKARA KOD LAZE&#8221;:<\/strong> Iako smo u \u0161trajku, delimo besplatne mrvice studentima na sporednom ulazu. Ne treba nam va\u0161 novac, treba nam sloboda!<\/li><li><strong>&#8220;TEHNO-SERVIS KRILO&#8221;:<\/strong> Instaliramo besplatne blokatore za Guformacija TV. Sa\u010duvajte zdrav razum svog jata. Pi\u0161ite na email.<\/li><li><strong>&#8220;KLJUN-SOFT&#8221;:<\/strong> Zapo\u0161ljavamo eti\u010dke hakere za borbu protiv botova benda \u010ceri. Isplata u \u010distom zrnu suncokreta.<\/li><li><strong>&#8220;FOTO GUGAN&#8221;:<\/strong> Izrada jubilarnih fotografija sa protesta. Sa\u010duvajte uspomenu na 20. izdanje GuNovosti!<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83c\udf89 JUBILEJ: 20 IZDANJA SLOBODNOG GLASA! 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