{"id":150,"date":"2026-08-31T20:21:55","date_gmt":"2026-08-31T20:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/2026\/08\/31\/guvesti-izdanje-br16\/"},"modified":"2026-08-31T20:21:55","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T20:21:55","slug":"guvesti-izdanje-br16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/2026\/08\/31\/guvesti-izdanje-br16\/","title":{"rendered":"guVesti Izdanje Br.16"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfdb<\/strong><strong>POLITIKA: <\/strong><strong>Rezultati<\/strong> <strong>izbora<\/strong><strong> \u2013 FPG i ZGZ <\/strong><strong>prave<\/strong> <strong>koaliciju<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nakon besane no\u0107i i prebrojavanja svakog krila, Centralna izborna komisija objavila je kona\u010dne rezultate. <strong>FPG (<\/strong><strong>Federativna<\/strong> <strong>partija<\/strong> <strong>golubije<\/strong><strong>)<\/strong> osvojila je 38% glasova, ali to nije bilo dovoljno za samostalnu vlast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Preokret<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> U ranim jutarnjim satima postignut je dogovor o &#8220;Velikoj zelenoj koaliciji&#8221; izme\u0111u <strong>FPG<\/strong> i <strong>ZGZ (<\/strong><strong>Za<\/strong> <strong>golubije<\/strong> <strong>zelenilo<\/strong><strong>)<\/strong>.<\/li><li><strong>Reakcije<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Pristalice digitalizacije iz <strong>DPG<\/strong> su besne i optu\u017euju novu vlast da \u0107e nas vratiti u doba &#8220;grana i gnezda&#8221;. S druge strane, lider ZGZ-a je obe\u0107ao da \u0107e prvi zakon nove vlade biti sadnja 10.000 stabala duda \u0161irom Federacije.<\/li><li><strong>Slavlje<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Nebo iznad Trga guganja bilo je prekriveno golubovima koji su slavili pobedu uzvikuju\u0107i parole o stabilnosti i zelenijim krovovima.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfad<\/strong> <strong>KULTURA: <\/strong><strong>Velika<\/strong> <strong>prevara<\/strong> <strong>otkrivena<\/strong><strong> \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Malina<\/strong><strong>&#8221; se <\/strong><strong>nikada<\/strong> <strong>nije<\/strong> <strong>raspala<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">U redakciju GuNovosti stiglo je hitno saop\u0161tenje koje je uzdrmalo celu Federaciju. Pri\u010da o raspadu benda <strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>Malina<\/strong><strong>&#8220;<\/strong> bila je gnusna la\u017e koju su plasirale interesne grupe kojima smeta njihov uspeh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Priznanje<\/strong> <strong>redakcije<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Moramo priznati \u2013 i mi u GuNovostima smo naseli na dezinformacije koje su \u0161irili ljudi koji jednostavno ne vole njihove pesme i zavide im na popularnosti.<\/li><li><strong>Istina<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Devojke iz benda su se oglasile zajedni\u010dkim videom sa vrha Avalskog tornja: <em>&#8220;<\/em><em>Nismo<\/em><em> se <\/em><em>raspale<\/em><em>, <\/em><em>niti<\/em> <em>\u0107emo<\/em><em>! <\/em><em>Na\u0161a<\/em> <em>muzika<\/em><em> je <\/em><em>ja\u010da<\/em><em> od <\/em><em>svakog<\/em> <em>digitalnog<\/em> <em>tra\u010da<\/em><em>.&#8221;<\/em> * <strong>Novi album:<\/strong> Bend je najavio novi singl pod nazivom <strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>\u010cvrsto<\/strong> <strong>jato<\/strong><strong>&#8220;<\/strong>, koji je posve\u0107en svima onima koji su ostali uz njih tokom ove &#8220;la\u017ene krize&#8221;.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcb0<\/strong> <strong>EKONOMIJA: <\/strong><strong>\u0160tampanje<\/strong> <strong>novih<\/strong> <strong>Golubina<\/strong><strong> i <\/strong><strong>otvaranje<\/strong> <strong>mjenja\u010dnica<\/strong> <strong>za<\/strong> <strong>ljude<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Centralna banka Federativne Republike Golubije (FRG) danas je zapo\u010dela istorijski projekat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Novi <\/strong><strong>Golubini<\/strong><strong> (<\/strong><strong>glb<\/strong><strong>):<\/strong> U opticaj je pu\u0161tena nova serija nov\u010danica i kovanica <strong>Golubina<\/strong>. Nov\u010danice su napravljene od posebnog vodootpornog materijala, idealnog za \u010duvanje u vla\u017enim olucima.<\/li><li><strong>Ljudske<\/strong> <strong>menja\u010dnice<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Zbog sve ve\u0107eg broja ljudi koji poku\u0161avaju da potplate golubove za informacije ili usluge, dr\u017eava je otvorila prve <strong>mjenja\u010dnice<\/strong> <strong>za<\/strong> <strong>strane<\/strong> <strong>ljudske<\/strong><strong> pare<\/strong>. Sada golubovi mogu legalno zameniti dinare, eure i dolare koje na\u0111u na ulici za stabilne <strong>Golubine<\/strong><strong> (<\/strong><strong>glb<\/strong><strong>)<\/strong> po zvani\u010dnom kursu.<\/li><li><strong>Kraj<\/strong> <strong>digitalne<\/strong> <strong>agonije<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Kikiriki Coin i ZZ Coin su zvani\u010dno progla\u0161eni kolekcionarskim predmetima bez tr\u017ei\u0161ne vrednosti. Sva mo\u0107 je sada u fizi\u010dkom <strong>glb<\/strong><strong>-u<\/strong>.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcc8<\/strong> <strong>TREND: &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Malina<\/strong><strong>-vibe&#8221; i <\/strong><strong>digitalno<\/strong> <strong>kajanje<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nakon \u0161to se saznalo da je raspad benda la\u017eiran, internetom je zavladao trend izvinjavanja devojkama iz benda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Trend:<\/strong> Golubovi snimaju videe kako bri\u0161u svoje prethodne objave o &#8220;kraju jedne ere&#8221; i masovno dele pesmu &#8220;Mrvica ljubavi&#8221;.<\/li><li><strong>Moda<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Ponovo su u modi ljubi\u010daste trake na krilima \u2013 zvani\u010dna boja benda &#8220;Malina&#8221;.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcfa<\/strong><strong> T<\/strong><strong>V PROGRAM: <\/strong><strong>GuVesti<\/strong><strong> TV <\/strong><strong>Raspored<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DEO 1: <\/strong><strong>Politi\u010dki<\/strong><strong> i <\/strong><strong>ekonomski<\/strong> <strong>blok<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>10:00 \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Premijerov<\/strong> <strong>prvi<\/strong><strong> let&#8221;:<\/strong> Intervju sa liderom FPG o novoj koaliciji sa Zelenima.<\/li><li><strong>13:00 \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Berza<\/strong> <strong>u\u017eivo<\/strong><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong> Kako zameniti 100 dinara koje ste na\u0161li u parku za <strong>glb<\/strong> bez poreza.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DEO 2: <\/strong><strong>Specijal<\/strong><strong> o <\/strong><strong>bendu<\/strong> <strong>Malina<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>19:00 \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Povratak<\/strong> <strong>kraljica<\/strong><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong> Ekskluzivni snimci sa probe benda nakon la\u017enih vesti o raspadu.<\/li><li><strong>21:00 \u2013 &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Ko<\/strong> <strong>nam<\/strong> <strong>sme\u0161ta<\/strong><strong>?<\/strong><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong> Istra\u017eiva\u010dka emisija o ljudima koji su \u0161irili la\u017ei o Malini.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udce6<\/strong> <strong>VELIKI OGLASI<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Prijavite<\/em> <em>svoj<\/em> <em>oglas<\/em> <em>na<\/em><em>: <\/em><strong><em>381 11 <\/em><\/strong><strong><em>779703<\/em><\/strong> <em>ili<\/em><em> email: <\/em><strong><em>gunovosti51<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>gmail.com<\/em><\/strong><em>. <\/em><em>Cena<\/em><em>: <\/em><strong><em>30 <\/em><\/strong><strong><em>glb<\/em><\/strong><em>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>&#8220;MENJA\u010cNICA GUKONOMIJA<\/strong><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong> Prvi u gradu menjamo ljudske papirne nov\u010danice za prave <strong>Golubine<\/strong>. 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