{"id":117,"date":"2026-08-31T15:43:44","date_gmt":"2026-08-31T15:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/2026\/08\/31\/guvesti-izdanje-br10\/"},"modified":"2026-08-31T15:47:12","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T15:47:12","slug":"guvesti-izdanje-br10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/2026\/08\/31\/guvesti-izdanje-br10\/","title":{"rendered":"guVesti Izdanje Br.10"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f<\/strong><strong> POLITIKA: Pad <\/strong><strong>Vlade<\/strong><strong> u &#8220;<\/strong><strong>minut<\/strong><strong> do <\/strong><strong>dvanaest<\/strong><strong>&#8220;?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Novogodi\u0161nja no\u0107 u Golubgradu proti\u010de u znaku najdublje politi\u010dke krize u poslednjoj dekadi. Koalicija se slu\u017ebeno raspala jutros u 04:00, nakon \u0161to je premijer odbio amandman o &#8220;obveznom grejanju svih oluka u Starom gradu&#8221;. Trenutno dr\u017eavom upravlja <strong>Tehni\u010dki<\/strong> <strong>savet<\/strong> <strong>leta\u010da<\/strong>, koji je proglasio moratorijum na sve sukobe dok ne pro\u0111e pono\u0107. <em>&#8220;Danas <\/em><em>ne\u0107emo<\/em><em> o <\/em><em>granicama<\/em><em> i <\/em><em>taksama<\/em><em>. Danas <\/em><em>samo<\/em> <em>\u017eelimo<\/em><em> da <\/em><em>svaki<\/em> <em>golub<\/em> <em>ima<\/em> <em>punu<\/em> <em>bateriju<\/em><em> i <\/em><em>sigurno<\/em> <em>mesto<\/em> <em>na<\/em> <em>klimi<\/em><em>,&#8221;<\/em> poru\u010dili su iz Saveta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcc8<\/strong><strong> TREND: Era &#8220;Post-67&#8221; \u2013 <\/strong><strong>Povratak<\/strong> <strong>ekstremnom<\/strong> <strong>letenju<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nakon \u0161to je trend &#8220;67&#8221; odba\u010den kao &#8220;dosadan i \u010dudan&#8221;, omladina je lansirala novi, mnogo opasniji izazov pod nazivom <strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>Vatromet<\/strong><strong>-Surfing&#8221;<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Cilj<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Poleteti to\u010dno u trenutku ispaljivanja prvih raketa i uhvatiti najbolji 4K snimak eksplozije iz neposredne blizine.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Upozorenje<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Ministarstvo zdravlja Golubgrada apeluje na mlade da ne poku\u0161avaju &#8220;jahati&#8221; svetle\u0107e rakete, jer to \u010desto zavr\u0161ava spaljenim repnim perjem i gubitkom garancije na mobilnom telefonu.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfad<\/strong><strong> KULTURA: <\/strong><strong>Spektakl<\/strong> <strong>na<\/strong> <strong>Trgu<\/strong> <strong>guganja<\/strong><strong> \u2013 Bend &#8220;<\/strong><strong>Malina<\/strong><strong>&#8221; <\/strong><strong>zapalio<\/strong> <strong>masu<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sredi\u0161nji doga\u0111aj novogodi\u0161nje proslave na Trgu guganja bio je nastup \u017eenskog benda golubica pod nazivom <strong>&#8220;<\/strong><strong>Malina<\/strong><strong>&#8220;<\/strong>. Trg je bio ispunjen do posljednjeg mesta, a ptice su okupirale sve okolne spomenike i kandelabre kako bi \u010dule svoje miljenice.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Atmosfera<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> &#8220;Malina&#8221; je izvela svoje najve\u0107e hitove, a publika je umesto upalja\u010da u zrak podigla upaljene ekrane pametnih telefona, stvaraju\u0107i more svetlosti koje se videlo \u010dak s Petrovaradina.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Incident:<\/strong> Nastup je nakratko prekinut kada je peva\u010dica benda u \u017earu nastupa ispustila mikrofon (zapravo slu\u0161alicu starog iPhonea) ravno u fontanu, ali su tehni\u010dari brzo reagovali i doneli drugi ure\u0111aj.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full has-custom-border is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/izd10-3.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-121\" style=\"border-style:none;border-width:0px;border-top-left-radius:60px;border-top-right-radius:60px;border-bottom-left-radius:60px;border-bottom-right-radius:60px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/izd10-3.png 1024w, https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/izd10-3-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/izd10-3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/golub.in.rs\/guvesti\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/izd10-3-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udc57<\/strong><strong> MODA: &#8220;Glow-in-the-dark&#8221; <\/strong><strong>perje<\/strong> <strong>za<\/strong> <strong>Novu<\/strong> <strong>godinu<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Novogodi\u0161nja moda donosi svetlost u mra\u010dne ulice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Fluorescentni<\/strong> <strong>detalji<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Najpopularniji su premazi za krila koji svetle pod UV zracima uli\u010dnih svetiljki.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Kristalni<\/strong> <strong>stil<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Mnoge golubice su ukrasile svoja krila sitnim komadi\u0107ima razbijenog vetrobranskog stakla (koji sjaje kao dijamanti), ali modni stru\u010dnjaci upozoravaju da je ovaj stil opasan za aerodinamiku.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcb0<\/strong><strong> EKONOMIJA: <\/strong><strong>Prazni\u010dna<\/strong> <strong>deflacija<\/strong><strong> \u2013 <\/strong><strong>P\u0161enica<\/strong> <strong>besplatna<\/strong> <strong>na<\/strong> <strong>svakom<\/strong> <strong>koraku<\/strong><strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zbog ogromne koli\u010dine hrane koju ljudi ostavljaju po trgovima, vrednost ZZ-Coina je privremeno prestala postojati. <em>&#8220;Danas je <\/em><em>dan<\/em> <em>kada<\/em><em> je <\/em><em>kapitalizam<\/em><em> u <\/em><em>Golubgradu<\/em> <em>umro<\/em><em>. <\/em><em>Svi<\/em> <em>smo<\/em> <em>jednaki<\/em> <em>pred<\/em> <em>kesom<\/em> <em>kikirikija<\/em> <em>koja<\/em><em> je <\/em><em>ispala<\/em> <em>prolazniku<\/em><em>,&#8221;<\/em> izjavio je jedan uli\u010dni prodavac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd2c<\/strong><strong> TEHNOLOGIJA: 5G <\/strong><strong>mre\u017ea<\/strong><strong> pod &#8220;<\/strong><strong>opsadom<\/strong><strong>&#8221; Live <\/strong><strong>prenosa<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mre\u017ea je na rubu pucanja jer je svaki drugi golub aktivirao opciju &#8220;Live Stream&#8221; kako bi prenosio koncert benda &#8220;Malina&#8221; i vatromet svojim ro\u0111acima na selu. In\u017eenjeri su podigli privremene repetitore na vrhovima dimnjaka kako bi spre\u010dili totalni mrak u komunikaciji ta\u010dno u pono\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83e\udd21<\/strong><strong> HUMOR: <\/strong><strong>Novogodi\u0161nji<\/strong> <strong>guk<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Pitanje<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> \u0160ta golub po\u017eeli sebi u pono\u0107? <em>&#8220;Da mi <\/em><em>telefon<\/em> <em>nikad<\/em><em> ne <\/em><em>padne<\/em> <em>na<\/em> <em>beton<\/em><em>, <\/em><em>a<\/em> <em>mrvica<\/em> <em>uvek<\/em> <em>padne<\/em> <em>na<\/em> <em>moju<\/em> <em>stranu<\/em><em>!&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Situacija<\/strong><strong>:<\/strong> Vi\u0111en golub kako poku\u0161ava &#8220;poljubiti&#8221; vlastiti odraz na ekranu telefona u pono\u0107. <em>&#8220;<\/em><em>Nisam<\/em> <em>ja<\/em> <em>kriv<\/em><em>, <\/em><em>aplikacija<\/em><em> mi je <\/em><em>rekla<\/em><em> da je to <\/em><em>moj<\/em><em> &#8216;Perfect Match&#8217;!&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udce6<\/strong><strong> MALI OGLASI:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>TRA\u017dIM:<\/strong> Neko mirno gnezdo na periferiji za moju babu, pla\u0161i se petardi.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>PRODAJEM:<\/strong> Poster benda &#8220;Malina&#8221; s potpisom kljunom. Cena \u2013 tri cele kifle.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>POKLANJAM:<\/strong> Sve preostale knjige o brojanju do 67. Vi\u0161e mi ne trebaju, postalo je krind\u017e.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f POLITIKA: Pad Vlade u &#8220;minut do dvanaest&#8220;? 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